This has just been emailed to me and I couldn’t resist sharing it.

For the benefit of the search engines the text says:  Why is it when your wife or girlfriend gets pregnant all her friends rub her belly and say “Congratulations!”….but nobody rubs your dick and says “Good Job”.

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This poor man couldn’t have picked a worse spot to sit down.  There is a lesson here and that is that you must always be aware of your surroundings.

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When designing bridges almost all things are considered!

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So you think you’ve got the worst job in the world?  Just take a minute to consider how bad it could get and repeat after me, I will NOT complain about my job!

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I’d heard that more money is being spent on compensating drivers for damage to their cars due to potholes than is spent repairing them which is ludicrous!

Here is an extract taken from the Mail Online news section “Potholes are costing taxpayers more in compensation claims than in repair fees.  Ambulance-chasing lawyers squeezed £53million out of town halls last year over complaints from drivers who claimed that their cars had been damaged by sub-standard roads.  But only £52.3million was spent on fixing holes in the road.  Almost a million extra potholes could have been repaired with the compensation money, council chiefs said today.  That equates to more than a quarter of the estimated 3.5million potholes.  The Local Government Association, which represents 466 councils in England and Wales, estimated that staff also spent 40,801 days dealing with the claims.”

I was sent this rather fitting image of a tax disc holder, I’d would love to know where to buy one.

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Just in time for Easter!  I’ve dug this out of the archive.  Bonus points if you can spot the Easter Bunny cunningly hidden in this photo.

I especially like the look of innocence on the dog’s face, with that “who, me?” expression, priceless!

I knew that Pedigree Chum now had meaty bits, but that takes the biscuit.

“Happy Easter!”

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On April Fool’s Day there’s nothing better than playing a prank on a work colleague or family member, if you’ve exhausted all your ideas let me give you a hand.  Trick your mates with this comical electric shock pen!  Care should be taken to ensure they are in a safe environment before use as the electric shock can surprise them and cause lack of concentration i.e.  Do not use while driving, up a ladder, at the top of stairs etc… WARNING: Emits electrical shock.  May interfere with electrical devices such as pacemakers.  Do not use if you suffer from epilepsy or any heart condition.

Buy the Electric Shock Pen, from Amazon.

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I was out and about on my travels when I spotted this van, the sign writing says “real value for mony” which made me chuckle.  You would imagine that someone would have checked the spelling surely!  It wouldn’t be so bad but there are much more difficult words to spell on the sign.

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Below is an exquisite display of genitalia as nature intended, or not as the case may be.  Tongue in cheek I named this gallery Natural Aphrodisiacs.  This is natures way of having a little fun.

This flash photo gallery was created with the nextgen flashviewer plugin and uses airtight interactives postcard viewer flash photo gallery download.  Its clean and very easy to implement.

Please click the gallery thumbnails to zoom in, then click again to zoom out. 

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This Autotrader advert for a Suzuki GSXR 1000 motorbike is allegedly genuine.  The advert was placed by somebody in Johannesburg, South Africa, I guess they don’t like to mince their words.  It perfectly displays the subliminal dialog between man and wife and how it can be very confusing.

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