This has just been emailed to me and I couldn’t resist sharing it.

For the benefit of the search engines the text says:  Why is it when your wife or girlfriend gets pregnant all her friends rub her belly and say “Congratulations!”….but nobody rubs your dick and says “Good Job”.

So you think you’ve got the worst job in the world?  Just take a minute to consider how bad it could get and repeat after me, I will NOT complain about my job!
 

I’m now up to my seventh hour and my Dragon Tattoo by Rat at Real Art Tattoo Syston is really taking shape.  I’m told that I’ll need another two or three hours to complete the work.  This picture was taken the next day, it seems to be healing really well.  Rat informs me that Bepanthen is [...]

The new MacBook Pro has the latest Intel processor, a bigger hard drive, plenty of memory, and even more new features all fit inside just one liberating inch. The MacBook Pro has the performance, power, and connectivity of a desktop computer without the desk part.  The world’s thinnest and lightest 15 inch notebook. Introducing the new [...]

Billabong Foil Wetsuits are perfect combination of quality, fit and performance.  60% of the Foil suit consists of the latest Airlite Superflex neoprene, positioned in areas designed to maximize performance.  The upper torso, shoulders, under arms, lower back and crotch area make for unrestricted flexibility.  The Billabong Foil is a durable all-round wetsuit at an [...]

Silvalea Ltd have announced that they can now provide BHM replacement slings across a range of products.  Their sales team can be contacted directly on +44 (01626) 331655 or leave a comment to discuss any requirements that you may have and I will be pleased to assist.  Silvalea Ltd also provide a vast range of [...]

The Ashby Folville Car Show has already begun for 2009.  People have been raving about this car show to me for ages, so I got myself down to the field opposite the Carrington Arms Pub in Ashby Folville, Leicestershire.  Essentially there are two fields, one is for showing your car the other is simply for [...]

I first heard of Spotify on this weeks gadget show, very kindly reviewed by Gale Porter who incidentally still looks good without hair!  I quickly looked it up at www.spotify.com signed up for a free account and off I went.
What is Spotify I hear you cry, here’s the blurb from their website:
“Spotify is a new way to [...]

Here is the first phase of my latest tattoo, a traditional Japanese dragon design of which Rat at Real Art Tattoo in Syston is some what of a specialist.  Its not my first tattoo by Rat, Ialready have a half sleeve on my left arm with a Koi and Peony design.  You may now have guessed I’m [...]

To make life even easier, Molift have developed a soft travel bag on wheels available for the Smart folding mobile hoist.  The Molift Smart is already ultra portable as it folds in one piece making it ideal for holidays and the rental market.  The soft travel bag has large wheels, padded internal sections and pockets [...]