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April Fool – Electric Shock Pen

Electric Shock Pen

On April Fool’s Day there’s nothing better than playing a prank on a work colleague or family member, if you’ve exhausted all your ideas let me give you a hand.  Trick your mates with this comical electric shock pen!  Care should be taken to ensure they are in a safe environment before use as the [...]

Gadget Show Episode 4 – Soapbox Build, Desktop PCs and April Fool Gadgets

Jason and Ortis from the Gadget Show

 
A particularly good episode!  The following extract is taken from the Gadget Show blog. What happens when Jason and Ortis try out the Lotus 119c at Donington Park?  They only get inspired to build their own gravity racer – essentially a souped-up soapbox race kart – and challenge the reigning gravity racer champions to a [...]

Molift Smart soft travel bag on wheels

Molft Smart soft travel bag on wheels

To make life even easier, Molift have developed a soft travel bag on wheels available for the Smart folding mobile hoist.  The Molift Smart is already ultra portable as it folds in one piece making it ideal for holidays and the rental market.  The soft travel bag has large wheels, padded internal sections and pockets [...]

Molift Smart hard case

Molift Smart hard case

For those who intend on taking their mobile hoist on holiday, here is a hard travel case designed for the Molift Smart folding mobile hoist.  It has a hard plastic shell, foam lining, wheels and a handle.  This will keep your hoist in pristine condition whilst travelling or going on holiday.  This is also ideal [...]

Mony talks

Mony talks

I was out and about on my travels when I spotted this van, the sign writing says “real value for mony” which made me chuckle.  You would imagine that someone would have checked the spelling surely!  It wouldn’t be so bad but there are much more difficult words to spell on the sign.

We’re In Way Too Deep

We

We’re in way too deep
Can’t find what we seek
In a world of lying casualties
It’s the silent dying….
While the loud drown in luxuries
To what end does this pattern resolve
Knives break the silence from those uninvolved
People killing through anger not reason
Five year old’s grieving
“Mummy”!
“Somebody”!
“Daddy’s not breathing”
Another killer is made
A child’s vision is slayed
Their innocence leaving
Time grow’s revenge [...]

Natural Aphrodisiacs

Below is an exquisite display of genitalia as nature intended, or not as the case may be.  Tongue in cheek I named this gallery Natural Aphrodisiacs.  This is natures way of having a little fun.
This flash photo gallery was created with the nextgen flashviewer plugin and uses airtight interactives postcard viewer flash photo gallery download.  Its clean [...]

Talented People Are Crazy

I feel for talented people
And their crazy ways
Running around indented
With their heads cut off
Tormented
By the constant thoughts
Of create
That they disregard
As imperfect realms
From which they can’t
Escape
Ever talked to a talented person?
Loved a talented person?
Befriended one?
They’re like a multi-footed amoeba
Their mind away to long
Caught in a vortex
Of oneness
They’re like whirlwinds
Tornadoes
A cataclysmic Mess
Silent why’s
Disrupting lives
Soaring lows
Searing high’s
Distress in [...]

Deathwish

Here’s a list of things to do today:
…Sharpen my blade (check)
…Take my antidepressants (check)
…Kiss then destroy your photographs before a mental image
Of your face tears up my brain (aw…I haven’t done that yet so X)
Life’s a game that’s full of pain
Whose insane
Who me?
Just want to be free
Take control of my own destiny
Whose to say that [...]

Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga Cheats for Wii

Below are some cheats for Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga game for the Nintendo Wii console, follow the instructions to unlock new characters and vehicles.
Unlock Extra Characters
At the start of the game, go to the bar in the Mos Eisley Cantina and you will be able to select “ENTER CODE”.  Enter the following cheat [...]