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This Bird’s Not Squawking

This Bird’s Not Squawking “This is air traffic control come in Lema 1, we need a sign” (over) “Lema 1 to control switching off, it’s over with this time This bird’s not squawking, don’t feel like talking My engines are stalling, I’m losing height as my hart starts falling I tried to keep my nose [...]

Richard Trick-e Hawes Lyricist and Poet

Richard “Trick-e” Hawes is a truly talented lyricist and poet that I went to school with many moons ago.  He often signs his work Trick-e Lyrics, so you may see this in the copyright at the bottom of each page. I’ve decided to post some of his work in order to help publicise his work.  If [...]

Mozambique recommend “Pepper Spray” for Lions

Beware of Lions

In this letter of warning, the Mozambique Ministry of Fish and Wildlife show their precautionary nature advising people “using the out-of-doors” to carry Pepper Spray in case of Lion encounters.  I’m not entirely sure what is the most alarming part of this letter, carrying Pepper Spray to use against Lions, the advice to wear little noisy bells [...]

Snow hits Leicestershire

Snow hits Leicestershire

As with many areas of the UK snow has been falling almost all day in Leicestershire.  Its made for extremely hazardous driving conditions with compacted snow and sludge causing vehicles to skid and collide, I personally have witnessed several vehicles loosing control.  I did however make it into work although it did take me 20 minutes [...]

A bloke that looks like a thumb

A bloke that looks like a thumb

A friend of mine recently sent me this picture via email, that guy truly looks like a thumb.  You may also see him appearing as a potato, a bollard or being fired from a submarine.